one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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