You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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