I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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