i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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