it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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