Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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