How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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