What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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