Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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