she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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