If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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