Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Can't talk, ducks in the car
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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