ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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