But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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