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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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