You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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