There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
