Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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