idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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