idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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