i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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