It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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