Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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