If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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