I have demons in me.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Is Oprah even human
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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