how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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