Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She just used a chaser for red wine.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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