is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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