D3 body, D1 cock
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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