he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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