i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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