You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
false alarm. still invincible.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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