office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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