I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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