I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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