Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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