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I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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