I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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