this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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