I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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