I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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