the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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