I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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