So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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