? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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