is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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