I want to stick my p in your. b.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
