Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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