In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
