we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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