Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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