Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I have fence marks all over my body
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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