But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Randomize