We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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