I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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