Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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