Your tits are I can't wait for
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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