I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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