i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Couch. On fire.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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