your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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