I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
