I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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