How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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